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We Ate All of It So You Wouldn't Have To: The Definitive Plant-Based Meat Rankings

Ten plant-based meat products. One very full (and slightly traumatized) editorial team. We put the biggest names in fake meat through their paces — in tacos, burgers, pasta, and a few preparations we're not entirely proud of — to deliver the definitive ranking you didn't know you needed but absolutely do.

Jul 11, 2026